News today from the sporting world: despite a raining of two-pointers upon Thrice B, Dem David Dem wasn’t quite able to keep up in a full-court one-on-one game Tuesday afternoon. It was back and forth until Thrice pulled away and triumphed 21 to 16.

In related news, Triple D transferred those long range skills to the 4th Quarter Saint Patrick’s Day Beer Pong Tournament. Team Swaggertooth (Thrice B. Downs and NameDavid) rode the number 1 seed all the way to the finals. Both teammates contributed mightily to the opening round and semis. However, Terry seemed to get cold after the extended wait for the final matchup. Name was there in the clutch, hitting 5 of 6 cups. The competition was no slouch, and after some sketchy business on the last shot, the game went to overtime. Name was on point again, hitting the first two of the three-cup OT. Thrice B was finally able to break his slump and sank the last cup for the CHAMPIONSHIP MOTHERF$&@ERS!!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!!

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