Good to see Ryan Leaf still making good decisions. Yes, that’s a man kissing him.  I’m not quite ready to confirm that that’s a man-hand groping his boob, but still.

S Dot, I know you love your Wednesday night bowling, but dude, be cafeful out there.  You might get hit in the face.  With a bowling ball.  On purpose.

Devin Hester:  Please refer to Ben Roethlisberger, motorcyles, Plaxico Burress, guns, UF athletes, and scooter-mopeds before officially signing up for this.

Strip Club news:  Apparantly there’s either a stripper shortage going on, or there has been a serious decline in the quality of dances.  Given SwaggerTooth’s history of all things “stripper” and stripper related things, I feel the need to take action on this.

Here’s one from an unofficial ‘toother who has still yet to make a comment so he won’t get credit until he decides to show his face: Shooter McGavin Still Gets Women Thanks To Happy Gilmore Fame. Remember Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald) of “I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast,” fame from Happy Gilmore? Well, Shooter is doing very well and pulls even more tail than Mr. Belding who also cruises the celebrity golf circuit.

Alfonso Soriano has a really dumb looking ride. I hope he either gets traded to a team that has no blue in it and/or he has to change jersey numbers.

-El Meester & S Dot

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