DUI News:

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool.

This story is built for glory: Twenty-eight-year old man from Newark, Ohio wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. He was hospitalized with minor injuries. He told authorities that he had consumed 15 beers and that his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. [MSNBC has video footage of the interview in case you were wondering what this dude looks like too.]

Troopers nab son, then dad on DWI charges after the father, a county coroner, had been called to pick up son’s car. You know what they say… Like Father, Like Son. I be Stuntin’ Like My Daddy!

Twitter News:

BREAKING NEWS: This just in… Twitter is gay huge. Even though I HATE to talk about Twitter, I guess it has officially blown up to Godzilla BIG proportions… and for that I am sad. Here are a couple of Twitter-related stories in the news that are semi-entertaining.

Hasheem Thabeet Plays the April Fool of March Madness. “OMG!!! Why Me? SO I Failed Drug Test… NOt GOIn To Detroit… MY Boys Do IT for ME!!!! fuckin surprise drug test!!! ahhh My Life SUCKS!!!!” Hasheem Thabeet is a Tanzanian college basketball player for the University of Connecticut Huskies playing in the NCAA Final Four game this weekend against the Michigan State Spartans.

Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John Mayer because of his Twitter ‘obsession.’ People claiming to be friends of the actress have told Star magazine that she finished the affair after discovering Mayer, 31, spent hours on the networking website, despite telling her he was too busy to get in touch with her. Mayer apparently did not read the 10 tips on being a good Twitterer — #1 could have saved him some trouble.

Mark Cuban Fined for Referee Tweeting. No surprise here really.

Villanueva tweets before Bucks game. “In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt,” Villanueva wrote during a game against Boston. “We’re playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up.” Coach Skiles to Villanueva: No halftime tweets. Did you really have to be told this?

However, Villanueva did indeed “step up” and his team won the game. This kind of tight-assness from Coach Skiles is why he was fired in Chicago. I like Alvin Gentry’s approach to Shaq’s twittering during halftime much more: “If he gets 25 [points] and 11 [rebounds], he can do anything he wants,” Gentry said. “He can Twitter, he can Facebook, he can — whatever the hell the other one is, MySpace … he gets 25 and 11, he can do just about anything he wants.”

April Fools:

YouTube’s New Viewing Experience.

Rap News:

Flo Rida performs “Round and Round” on Howard Stern Show. Flo Rida pulled out a bag of $10,000 in singles and handed out wads to Howard and the crew. Flo told them to make it rain – or as he calls it now, snow:

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