Ochocinco may be making moves. My opinion, Philly could use him.  Aside from the antics and childish behaivior, he’s a good receiver and not at all the selfish jackass Terrell Owens is.  That being said, I do believe he’s run his course in Cincy and despite their lost of T.J. Hoosyurmama, they’d probably do best in trying to move him.

In Florida Atlantic University news (shout out to big Dot), the new stadium is taking a back seat in this pimped out ride’s backseat.  Go Owls!!!

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, step right up.  Step right up.  When you’ve finished simulating every other activity in the typical human’s life, take it to the bathroom.  I know this has got to make a lot of parents raising young children very excited.  “Ok, now do it just like on the Wii.”  Potty training has found its Flight Simulator.

Further accounts of bathroom innovation to follow.  Oh, lookie, we have this gem right here. Ok, I can understand the phone next to the throne because otherwise, while you’re on there, it’s time wasted, but to open this all up to a public forum, what are we monkeys, chimps, primates?  Some would argue, yes.

Following up a previous story regarding Kal Penn’s departure from acting to pursue a career in public service, the actor has explained that it was his dream to work as a public servant although crushed during the previous eight years of the presidential administration (liberties have been taken in describing Mr. Penn’s feelings towards the Bush administration).  I didn’t want to ruin the episode for anyone that didn’t get a chance to see it, but since it’s two days later, killing off Kutner (writers’ decision) seemed a bit extreme/cop-out.  They just wanted to get a ‘very special episode’ into the season.

Anna. I’m done with words.

Are you looking for love? I might have just the person for you, oh, as long as you hate everyone and try to ream the world in the butt.  Domination Dance!!!

Ladies unt Yentlmen, no cute video today dealing with racist puppetry, but I’ll leave you with this.  Don’t get caught up in the run-around.  Don’t let yourself be washed away by the man.  Don’t expect things that aren’t sure to come.  Most importantly, stave off scurvy.

El Doctrine, Strictly Linkage