Archive for May, 2009

Well it wasn't a very productive month here at SwaggerTooth.com, but hopefully it's a one-time thing and not a trend. Here's a sign of the impending apocalype. They gotta take the fun out of everything, don't they? Here's a sign of the not-impending apocalypse. If you believe the 2012 Mayan end-of-days ...

Strictly Linkage, TerryLogue.com - 5 Comments »

Couch house dwellers:  Remember this classic?  I just happened to stumble across this online somewhere.  I still laugh out loud whenever I see it.  Every.  Single.  Time. Note the pretty girl's awkward reaction...good stuff there.

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That's right, a little late is better than never so here's the first edition of our new SwaggerToothTV footage recorded from Viva Las Vegas a couple weeks ago for the Dave Matthews Band shows. Unfortunately, only half of the BrainTrust was able to make it out west for that second ...

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Yes, you are reading that headline correctly.  SwaggerTooth's own S Dot has shockingly been released from the Ft. Lauderdale-area slow-pitch softball team Brown Chicken Brown Cow after 1 season with the club.  Team executives couldn't be reached for comment, but reports have surfaced saying that the release was part of ...

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A Chinese Cat Has Grown Wings.  Congenital deformity or mutation? Either way, pretty awesome... Craigslist cuts 'erotic services' section. So it looks like everyone's favorite furry fetishes just got a little bit more difficult to find via Craigslist. D'oh! Texas woman gives birth to twins - from different fathers. One set of ...

Strictly Linkage - 3 Comments »

Now we all love and miss "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott (1966-2004), so I made a poll in his rememberance.  For those SwaggerToothers who are not aware, he is best know for his groundbreaking guitar work in the seminal metal band Pantera.  Noted heroin jerk-face Philip Anselmo was instrumental in the break-up ...

No, LOOK, Strictly Linkage, TerryLogue.com, Whatchu Think? - 1 Comment »

While in Las Vegas last Saturday, we apparently missed the Mets/Pirates game where Gary Dell'Abate (kinda) threw out the first pitch to the game and failed miserably. He was there to promote autism awareness but Stern members joked that an autistic child could have done better, you be the judge: Most ...

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SwaggerToothVideo is back and with a full line-up of videos from the final two DMB shows of the Spring 2009 tour at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday May 8th and Saturday May 9th. Here are a couple links to the full set lists from each of ...

Trios & Orchestras - 3 Comments »

Appearantly dem Catholics don't like it when their priests hit the beaches of Ft. Lauderdale with a "Pretty Young Thang" in hand.  Especially if that priest is "Father Oprah". Appearantly Rev. Cutie is a really big deal in Spanish speaking communities and a huge backlash will come from this.  But ...

Strictly Linkage - 4 Comments »

"No chicken? ...or are they just out of chicken?" I say, what's the difference fatty?

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