Appearantly dem Catholics don’t like it when their priests hit the beaches of Ft. Lauderdale with a “Pretty Young Thang” in hand. Especially if that priest is “Father Oprah”. Appearantly Rev. Cutie is a really big deal in Spanish speaking communities and a huge backlash will come from this. But more importantly: Seriously paparazzi? You’re following PRIESTS now? Somebody tell Tom Cruise or Britney Spears to do something crazy again.
Obama embraces and redefines “socialism”: We warned you guys about this a while back–Twitter is HUGE and it’s only going to get bigger. Hell, we even joined after hatin’ on it. President Obama now has damn near the entire Executive Branch of the government on some kind of social network–Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube Channel, etc. Yeah, that’s kinda cool, but isn’t it a little creepy at the same time? Just sayin’…
And by the way, invest in Twitter NOW.
KFC vs. Popeye’s ‘09: Appearantly there are no riots breaking out at KFC because of a lack of chicken inventory. Your move, Popeye’s. PS: Tallahassee’s own Chubby’s Chicken Fingers is simply better than both of those chicken giants AND they had the foresight to offer the entire menu in fried OR grilled options months ago. Damn, we shouldn’t have said anything; now Chubby’s will probably be bought out by KFC tomorrow.
Former Packers great and NY Jets very-average quarterback Roger Clemens Brett Favre is talking to the Vikings about coming out of “retirement” again. I hate Brett Favre (“I” being El Meester) but because I recently purchased one of these, I feel the need to actually care about who will be throwing the ball in Minnesota. All I can say is Brett throwing short, sharp passes to Percy and letting him run in that West Coast offense can’t be a bad thing. FARVIN! (Or would that be FAVRIN?)
This weekend, S Dot and I (El Meester) will be taking a little weekend trip out to the desert city of Las Vegas, so be on the lookout for random posts and tweets about our adventures and whereabouts. Seriously. We could somehow land ourselves in danger and out of money, but we’ll still have SwaggerTooth. As for the other half of the BrainTrust, call Dem David Dem on his cell to figure out their weekend plans. Ya’ll be safe.
4 Responses to “Father Oprah, New Socialism, Chicken Wars, etc…”
I’ll definitely be answering all the calls coming into my cell phone–which I don’t have–Chicken, that’s dirty. As for the situation with El Padre Escandalo, what do you think the over-under is on him stripping out of his white collar and continuing his beach frolicking?
By Dem David Dem on May 7, 2009
You have some inside info on that Big Frank? I’ll take the over. Whatever that means
By El Meester on May 7, 2009
No inside info. I’m just speculating. I mean, he has had a taste of the flesh. Ya’ll being safe?
By Dem David Dem on May 7, 2009
Vegas?!?! bring me back pretty. And PS..Brett Farve is an ass.
By gatorgirl2107 on May 7, 2009