Yes, you are reading that headline correctly. SwaggerTooth’s own S Dot has shockingly been released from the Ft. Lauderdale-area slow-pitch softball team Brown Chicken Brown Cow after 1 season with the club. Team executives couldn’t be reached for comment, but reports have surfaced saying that the release was part of an overall team “restructuring”. Reports also say that a number of other players were released due to excessive use of alcohol prior to and during official softball games and practices. Alcohol is not prohibited according to team rules, but appearantly is highly frowned upon by team brass. When reached for comment, S Dot said that he will not seek or file any grievances and that he has no hard feelings towards the team. S Dot is happy to be a free agent and will play practically with any club that will give him a chance to play ball and express himself freely. He is currently focused on Ultimate Frisbee and bowling, but don’t let that fool you–S Dot is planning on making a full return to softball next season.
Brown Chicken Brown Cow Stats for ’08-’09:
Win-Loss Record: 0-10
Winning Percentage: (0.00%)
Losing Percentage: (100.00%)
(Losing) Streak: Lost 10
Runs Scored: 67
Runs Allowed: 171
Run Differential: 104
Games Back from 1st Place: 10
*On a more positive note:
First game of the season score: 24-4 (Lost by 20)
Last game of the season score: 16-12 (Lost by only 4)
How did the BCBC squad fare without their “#1 Stunna” MDP* S Dot Carta you ask? Well here are the standings.
*Most Drunk Player