Well it wasn’t a very productive month here at SwaggerTooth.com, but hopefully it’s a one-time thing and not a trend. Here’s a sign of the impending apocalype. They gotta take the fun out of everything, don’t they?

Here’s a sign of the not-impending apocalypse. If you believe the 2012 Mayan end-of-days prophecy, read up, then quit your job and live it up for the next two and a half years. (Can we get a counter for this too? I’d like to know how long I have to booze it up after I can booze it up again.)

SCOTUS News: The answer to the question “is Sonia Hispanic or Latina?” is a resounding neither! -OR does not equal -EZ!

On another note, the Father Alberto Cutié (pronounced koo-tee-AY) announced his decision to join the Episcopal Chuch (also known at Catholic-light, same basic idea but easier to swallow, like Bud Light).  This deeply disturbs me as a devout Roman Catholic. I find it hard to rant loudly while typing, but this is one of the most hypocritical things I have ever heard. (However, this does not let you off the hook, Henry VIII.)  Father, I must say that ten kids is an awful lot for someone who took a celibacy oath.  Check your integrity.  Full story here.

(Apologies to any Episcopalians out there in SwaggerTooth-land who were offended. My comments were all in good fun, but seriously, this story kind of makes me sick.)

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