“Are you looking for a trustworthy and reliable dentist? Try Swagger Tooth D.D.S.”

Take a gander at this. Your thoughts?
- Awesome. I love the Tooth's pimp swagger! (90%, 9 Votes)
- Nice. This could be for a dentist in the ghetto... (10%, 1 Votes)
- No comment. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
(Please leave your comments below. No haters. Thanks.)

11 Responses to “SwaggerTooth Mascot Auditions”
I was going to leave a comment but I read “No Haters”, and that applies
By Luke on Jun 17, 2009
Haha, comments are still welcomed by “haters” — just no hate-blasting the pro bono services by our creative freelance volunteers
By Dots McGots on Jun 17, 2009
A Pimp Named SwaggerTooth be pimpin been since pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin though
By Dots McGots on Jun 17, 2009
Now repeat after me: Wheresmabitches
By El Meester on Jun 17, 2009
Would it be possible to make him a little angrier? He seems rather glad despite the fact that pimpin’ ain’t easy. Wheresmabitches.
By Thrice B. Downs on Jun 17, 2009
^Great. Point. Listen to this man.
By El Meester on Jun 18, 2009
are monocles common amongst the pimpin community?
By Dem David Dem on Jun 18, 2009
All the teeth should be gold.
By kegger on Jun 20, 2009
And the Thrice is right.
By kegger on Jun 20, 2009
Update: So I spoke to the Pimp Named SwaggerTooth artist last night; I told him that we were fans of: monocles, gold teeth and free standing pimp canes.
I also mentioned our request for “mean muggin” and he said that would be easy. Hopefully we will have a revision to post soon…
PS. Wheresmabitches
By S. on Jun 21, 2009
I would go with a meaner looking baggy pants wearing tooth, maybe sweats with a glock handle hanging out, like my hero Plax. It served him well.
By Luke on Jul 6, 2009