Here’s a story that should pique the interest of any Hollywood movie producer. It involves sex, violence, the cutthroat world of Louisiana politics, and a car that explodes real good. Supporters of Stormy Daniels’ push for the Senate seat currently occupied by Republican Senator David Vitter are swayed by her belief in ‘…personal responsibility and the promotion of individual enterprise.’
Ms. Daniels is hardly the first entertainer to use his/her fame as a platform to promote her own message. She is in fact not the even the first entertainer to be linked with a Senate seat this year. When Al Franken won his bid for the Senate seat previously held by Norm Coleman in the land of 10,000 lakes, he joined a fraternity of entertainers turned politicians that includes the late Sonny Bono, the Gipper, der Gubernator, and a fellow officeholder from Minnesota in Jesse ‘the Body’ Ventura . In Ms. Daniels’ case, we are clearly faced with a much more interesting situation; however, with so many politicians falling victim to sex scandals, what’s to stop a porn-star from filling out the Senate floor.
Possible nicknames for Ms. Daniels:
The Senate Whipper (safeword-Crawfish)
The Filibusty
The Legislative Body
Capitol Hills
Cheeks and Balances
Chesty La Rue
Busty St. Claire
Hootie McBoob