“Reporter Gets Hit by a Mean Hoe” – A Florida reporter and her crew got more than they bargained for Tuesday when they started asking questions about a local stripper. This all started after the teen’s mom called police Friday after getting a tip that her daughter may have been hitting the stripper pole when she was supposed to be hitting the books. The cops raided the strip club, named Playmates, and found the teen and another young girl, reported to be 17.
Yup, it doesn’t get much better than that right there… and of course this news comes from Florida, which we now know is one of the ten least happy states in the U.S. thanks to SB, good friend of SwaggerToothNation.
PS. On a complete side note though, would you eat this?
6 Responses to “One of the greatest headlines ever…”
Yes, I would eat that. I’d at least try it. And most of the other things on thisiswhyyourefat.com.
By Thrice B. Downs on Aug 27, 2009
You mean http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com? I had never seen that site before… it’s pretty gross and I love fatty food
By Dots McGots on Aug 27, 2009
I might eat half of that, but I would NOT eat the krispy kreme fried chicken sandwich also featured on the aforementioned fat site
By SB on Aug 28, 2009
Which half?
By El Meester on Aug 28, 2009
That stuff looks tasty.
By Dem David Dem on Aug 28, 2009
REEMIX: http://poststuff5.entensity.net/090209/flash.php?media=remix.flv
By Dots McGots on Sep 2, 2009