I feel like I am living in a bazarro world here. FSU is coming off a 3 game losing streak and on the verge of their first losing season since Bobby Bowden became the Head Coach in 1976.

• Boise State and Cincinnati are both ranked in the top 10. We’re talking about the Mountain West and the Big East here. ACC, step your game up. Big 10, you too.

• USF is 5-0. I don’t really feel like they’ve played any quality opponents yet (yes, that includes FSU) hence their modest #21 ranking so we’ll see how they handle #8 Cincinnati this Thursday and Miami after Thanksgiving. PS. FSU/UF is simply NOT worth watching anymore so spare yourselves and hope Miami @ USF is more exciting even though I hate them both. Also, this Big Four crap is retarded.

• Miami is 4-1. This is an incredible start for their ridiculous opening schedule (excluding FAMU — sorry Rattlers), which many predicted for them to start 0-4.

• Florida is 5-0. The Gators are showing ZERO signs of even coming close to losing a game this season except for maybe in the SEC title game against Alabama. They haven’t even trailed by a single point in the 3 legitimate games they’ve played so far on their schedule.

• And Florida State is 2-4. Really? It’s come to this now? And that 2-4 could have easily been 1-5 if the Noles hadn’t pulled off a last minute win in the 4th quarter against Jacksonville State at home.  The only game where the Noles looked semi-good this year was on Versus against the Fighting Mormons.

At least the Marching Chiefs are still representing with pride:

I thought I’d never see the day where we would depend more on our offense to win us games rather than our defense. I am conceding all hopes for anything this season. Getting 6 wins for a bid to the Turd Bowl would be a victory at this point assuming the NCAA even allows us since one of our wins is against 1AA Jacksonville State who almost beat us at home anyway. I just hope this upcoming off-season is completely bondernuts for the Noles. And yes, I realize that I’m once again looking forward to next year already when we’re only halfway through the current season.

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The Bizarro Jerry

Kramer – TCB (Taking care of business)

Kramer – Fired (doesn’t even work there)

Dave Chappelle – He Made Thriller

Michael Jackson – Thriller (original)

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