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		<title>New Green Nike Shoes</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2010/05/11/new-green-nike-shoes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First seen at the 2010 Masters Tournament: Nike Markets New Green Shoes

NEW GREEN NIKE’S
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<strong><span style="color: #008000;">NEW GREEN NIKE’S</span></strong></p>
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		<title>Bango Bango Bango</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2010/04/28/bango-bango-bango/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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Love the dunk, but I hate that stupid Geico advertisement at the beginning&#8230;

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<div style="text-align: center;">Love the dunk, but I hate that stupid Geico advertisement at the beginning&#8230;</div>
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		<title>Tim Tebow gets punked by a Miami Hurricanes fan</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2010/02/18/tim-tebow-gets-punked-by-a-miami-hurricanes-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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Submitted by: Luke
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<p style="text-align: left;">Source: <a href="http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/2010/02/15/tebow-gets-punked-by-a-miami-fan/" target="_blank">http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/2010/02/15/tebow-gets-punked-by-a-miami-fan/</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Submitted by: Luke</p>
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		<title>Raptor Devours Cheerleader&#8230; WOAH!</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2010/02/16/raptor-devours-cheerleader-woah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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Big UPS to T-Mos out in the PNW for his Swaggerific contributions&#8230;
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<p style="text-align: center;">Big UPS to T-Mos out in the PNW for his Swaggerific contributions&#8230;</p>
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		<title>College Bowl Pick&#8217;em 2009</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/12/11/college-bowl-pickem-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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Greetings SwaggerToothNation, we would like you to join our group in this years Yahoo! Sports College Bowl Pick&#8217;em!
To accept the invitation, just follow this link. For reference, here&#8217;s the group information:
Group ID#: 7610
Password: bondernuts
Feel free to invite your friends.
&#8211; College Bowl Pick&#8217;em Commissioner
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl
Also, the results are in from the SwaggerTooth Dot Com College Football Pick&#8217;Em [...]]]></description>
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<p>Greetings SwaggerToothNation, we would like you to join our group in this years <a href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl" target="_blank">Yahoo! Sports College Bowl Pick&#8217;em</a>!</p>
<p>To accept the invitation, just <a href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl/register/joinprivategroup_assign_team?GID=7610&amp;P=bondernuts" target="_blank">follow this link</a>. For reference, here&#8217;s the group information:</p>
<p>Group ID#: 7610<br />
Password: bondernuts</p>
<p>Feel free to invite your friends.</p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: arial;">&#8211; College Bowl Pick&#8217;em Commissioner<br />
<a href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl" target="_blank">http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl</a></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: arial;">Also, the results are in from the <a href="http://swaggertooth.com/2009/08/31/swaggertooth-dot-com-college-pick-em/">SwaggerTooth Dot Com College Football Pick&#8217;Em</a> league:<img class="size-full wp-image-2149 alignleft" style="margin: 10px 25px;" title="NCAAFootball Trophy" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/NCAAFootball-Trophy.jpg" alt="NCAAFootball Trophy" width="65" height="117" /></span></span></p>
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<td width="133" valign="top">Betsy</td>
<td width="51" valign="top"><strong>141 </strong></td>
<td width="71" valign="top"><strong>141-108</strong></td>
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<td width="133" valign="top">Sean</td>
<td width="51" valign="top"><strong>141 </strong></td>
<td width="71" valign="top"><strong>141-108</strong></td>
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<td width="44" valign="top">3</td>
<td width="133" valign="top">Terry</td>
<td width="51" valign="top">126</td>
<td width="71" valign="top">126-115</td>
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<td width="133" valign="top">Hans</td>
<td width="51" valign="top">119</td>
<td width="71" valign="top">119-118</td>
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<td width="44" valign="top">5</td>
<td width="133" valign="top">Luke</td>
<td width="51" valign="top">103</td>
<td width="71" valign="top">103-146</td>
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<p>Congratulations FSUBetsy, aka Smackers, and Dots McGots, aka The Fighting Beastros. The rest of you, please step your game UP. Thank you.</p>
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		<title>Big UPS: Oregon Ducks</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/12/06/big-ups-oregon-ducks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SwaggerTooth correspondent, T-Mos, from the Pacific Northwest was fortunate enough to attend this years Civil War game and decided to take some pictures to share with the nation:



Recap: Ducks win Civil War, secure first Rose Bowl berth since 1995
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SwaggerTooth correspondent, T-Mos, from the Pacific Northwest was fortunate enough to attend this years <a title="civil war game" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(college_football_game)" target="_blank">Civil War</a> game and decided to take some pictures to share with the nation:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2139" title="Oregon" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1203091751229501.jpg" alt="Oregon" width="504" height="672" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2140" title="Civil War" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1203092117569501.jpg" alt="Civil War" width="504" height="672" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2141" title="Ducks" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1203092134309501.jpg" alt="Ducks" width="504" height="672" /></p>
<p>Recap: <a href="http://espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=293372483" target="_blank">Ducks win Civil War, secure first Rose Bowl berth since 1995</a></p>
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		<title>Must See Saturday College Football</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/12/02/must-see-saturday-college-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<title>Must Miss Saturday College Football</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/11/24/must-miss-saturday-college-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<title>Who wouldn&#8217;t want to punch this guy in the face?</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/11/24/who-wouldnt-want-to-punch-this-guy-in-the-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen was punched in the face by an irate fan outside a South Bend restaurant early Sunday morning and has a swollen eye, a person briefed on the incident said on Monday.
That person said Clausen was &#8220;sucker-punched&#8221; by a fan as he left an establishment after having dinner with his parents.
The [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=87">Notre Dame</a> quarterback <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=231813">Jimmy Clausen</a> was punched in the face by an irate fan outside a South Bend restaurant early Sunday morning and has a swollen eye, a person briefed on the incident said on Monday.</p>
<p>That person said Clausen was &#8220;sucker-punched&#8221; by a fan as he left an establishment after having dinner with his parents.</p>
<p>The fan allegedly said something to Clausen and/or a female acquaintance.</p>
<p>A South Bend police spokesman said that no police reports were filed over the weekend involving Clausen, according to the Chicago Tribune.</p>
<p>The newspaper also reported that the name of the bar was CJ&#8217;s and that a bartender at the establishment said that Clausen had been there with family members and other Irish upperclassmen after Notre Dame&#8217;s loss to Connecticut on Senior Day.</p>
<p>The source told ESPN.com that the injury is not expected to keep Clausen from playing this weekend against Stanford.</p>
<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4684326" target="_blank">Source: Clausen punched by irate fan</a></p>
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		<title>Justice in Tallahassee</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/10/30/justice-in-tallahassee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justice in Tallahassee, FL (AP) &#8211; A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Leon County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court     ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being     beaten by his parents and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Justice in Tallahassee, FL (AP)</strong> &#8211; A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Leon County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court     ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being     beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,     in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family     unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..</p>
<p>The boy surprised     the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his     parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then     suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that     they also beat him.</p>
<p>After considering the remainder     of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently     a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing     the boy to propose who should have custody of him.</p>
<p>After two recesses     to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the     judge granted temporary custody to the Florida State     Seminoles Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not     capable of beating anyone.</p>
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