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Congratulations Phil Jackson, Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, Trevor Ariza, Lamar Odom, Derek Fisher and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers. If you will recall, only 4 people picked the Lakers to win from our overwhelmingly popular poll exactly two months ago: NBA Playoffs, KG, John Madden, Thomas, etc. Since ...
How 'bout them Lakers, huh? Fish to the rescue. And did anyone catch that Continental hatred between my boi Pau Gasol and Mickaël Piétrus? Damn, I felt it was Dos de Mayo, 1808 all over again! Anyhoo, we haven't yet done an official poll yet about this subject here on SwaggerTooth, ...
Chad Ochocinco has officially lost his mind. It's sad really.  I used to wear this man's jersey. "What the hell did you say about me?"
R.I.P. Koko Taylor. I completely understand that it seems pointless to continue posting on SwaggerTooth.com. We all can see that we have hit our peak with the most hilarious video ever. But soldier on we must, and continue posting with extreme vigor. Kudos to Chicken for finding that ...
LeBron is a poor loser, the Lady Gators of Softball have angels in the outfield, Ohio State baseball has nobody in the outfield, and apparently Nadal sucks now (jk)... LeBron James' performance in the Eastern Conference Finals was pretty awesome, including "The Shot" that ended game 2 which none of us ...
Yes, you are reading that headline correctly.  SwaggerTooth's own S Dot has shockingly been released from the Ft. Lauderdale-area slow-pitch softball team Brown Chicken Brown Cow after 1 season with the club.  Team executives couldn't be reached for comment, but reports have surfaced saying that the release was part of ...
While in Las Vegas last Saturday, we apparently missed the Mets/Pirates game where Gary Dell'Abate (kinda) threw out the first pitch to the game and failed miserably. He was there to promote autism awareness but Stern members joked that an autistic child could have done better, you be the judge: Most ...
The NBA playoff seedings are officially set and most people's opinions haven't changed:  We want NEED to see Lakers v. Cavs.  These are clearly the top two teams this year being led by arguably the top two players in the world.  Who wouldn't want to see that? That being said, I ...
First off: Big, big ups and a hat-tip to SwaggerTooth member Sara B. (aka SB) for providing us with a logo.  The BrainTrust has been talking about doing this for quite some time, but nothing of merit ever came out of the talks.  Yesterday, Sara came to the rescue: BrainTrust ...
Oh no!! Can't even eat chicken no more. Man, what's wrong with these fools?  I mean...she has a family to feed. Continuing with unfortunate events dealing in the gastrointestinal realm, this must've been some problem.  I wonder if he tried to hit him with the ol' dutch oven. Congratulations Freddy!  You just ...