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SwaggerTooth.com Presents: Big Frank vs. Big Bertha II

Dots McGots — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:32:20 +0000

So did you miss Big Frank vs. Big Bertha II: The Showdown Live @ the 4th Quarter July 28th, 2009? Well, it’s almost been an entire month since this epic rematch took place and we are finally debuting it here (where it was previously available exclusively on SwaggerToothTV) to the rest of the SwaggerTooth Nation in anticipation for the upcoming third installment of Big Frank vs. Big Bertha: III

Bertha/Frank II

Thrice B. Downs — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:01:53 +0000

I really have very little reason to put this picture up on SwaggerTooth, I just really like it. I feel like David is in there somewhere; I haven’t figured out which powerful politician he is yet.

Here is ma boi Christopher Hitchens with his two cents on the Henry Louis Gates incident. I like his phrase “constitutional castle”. (I’ve yet to pick up his book God is Not Great. Sounds like a page-turner.)

Finally my real reason for this post. I hope it’s not too late to get everyone’s opinion on this. You have until 9:00 PM Tuesday July 28th to vote. Trivia starts at 8:00, and I’m guessing the showdown will take place during Professor Jim’s grading break. Now I’m not trying to influence the voting, but the win-loss record is clearly stated after the combatants’ names. Exercise your right to democracy wisely. I know who I’m voting for.

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Official Announcement: Most Spectaculous Event of the Year!

El Meester — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:51:57 +0000

DAVID “BIG FRANK” GOMEZ VS. TRACY “BIG BERTHA” GRAHAM II is officially set for July 28th at the 4th Quarter Bar & Grille at 8pm. This will be a rematch of the June 16th arm wrestling debacle when Graham aka TFG totally stunned and destroyed Dem David Dem (and the ENTIRE audience of the 4th Quarter). Immediately after the shocking defeat, El Meester brokered a rematch “same-place-same-time style” to take place exactly six weeks later. Both parties quickly agreed and from that point, it was officially on.

Clearly, the BrainTrust wants to see one of our own win this rematch, but to be honest David, we are quite worried. Tracy informed everyone at Gomez vs. Graham that her victory was no fluke, and that she would be preparing for the rematch by getting back into a formal upper-body training routine. She also actually wanted the rematch to take place 4 weeks from the initial tilt while David pushed for 8 weeks. In other words, there’s no doubt Tracy is taking this very seriously, as evidenced by this late-night/early-morning text sent to El Meester:

“Tell David I have challenged several people to arm wrestling in Savannah [Georgia] and won… His shit’s weak”

David’s paraphrased verbal response: Wow, so she’s serious about this huh?

Yes she is, Big Frank, and she told everyone that from the beginning. However, it seems as if the recent trash talk coming from Graham’s camp may have woken the sleeping giant. Rumors are flying around the internet about the possibility of a upcoming face tattoo…

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