Appearantly dem Catholics don't like it when their priests hit the beaches of Ft. Lauderdale with a "Pretty Young Thang" in hand.  Especially if that priest is "Father Oprah". Appearantly Rev. Cutie is a really big deal in Spanish speaking communities and a huge backlash will come from this.  But ...
"No chicken? ...or are they just out of chicken?" I say, what's the difference fatty?
Oh no!! Can't even eat chicken no more. Man, what's wrong with these fools?  I mean...she has a family to feed. Continuing with unfortunate events dealing in the gastrointestinal realm, this must've been some problem.  I wonder if he tried to hit him with the ol' dutch oven. Congratulations Freddy!  You just ...