Obama embraces and redefines “socialism”:  We warned you guys about this a while back–Twitter is HUGE and it’s only going to get bigger.  Hell, we even joined after hatin’ on it.  President Obama now has damn near the entire Executive Branch of the government on some kind of social network–Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube Channel, etc.  Yeah, that’s kinda cool, but isn’t it a little creepy at the same time?  Just sayin’…

And by the way, invest in Twitter NOW.

KFC vs. Popeye’s ’09:  Appearantly there are no riots breaking out at KFC because of a lack of chicken inventory.  Your move, Popeye’s.  PS:  Tallahassee’s own Chubby’s Chicken Fingers is simply better than both of those chicken giants AND they had the foresight to offer the entire menu in fried OR grilled options months ago.  Damn, we shouldn’t have said anything;  now Chubby’s will probably be bought out by KFC tomorrow.

Former Packers great and NY Jets very-average quarterback Roger Clemens Brett Favre is talking to the Vikings about coming out of “retirement” again. I hate Brett Favre (“I” being El Meester) but because I recently purchased one of these, I feel the need to actually care about who will be throwing the ball in Minnesota.  All I can say is Brett throwing short, sharp passes to Percy and letting him run in that West Coast offense can’t be a bad thing.  FARVIN! (Or would that be FAVRIN?)

This weekend, S Dot and I (El Meester) will be taking a little weekend trip  out to the desert city of Las Vegas, so be on the lookout for random posts and tweets about our adventures and whereabouts.  Seriously.  We could somehow land ourselves in danger and out of money, but we’ll still have SwaggerTooth.  As for the other half of the BrainTrust, call Dem David Dem on his cell to figure out their weekend plans.  Ya’ll be safe.

“No chicken? …or are they just out of chicken?”

I say, what’s the difference fatty?

Continuing with unfortunate events dealing in the gastrointestinal realm, this must’ve been some problem.  I wonder if he tried to hit him with the ol’ dutch oven.

Congratulations Freddy!  You just got into the school of your dreams.  What’s your plan now?  Because, I’d probably wait an hour or two and check my e-mail, just to be on the safe side.

A little local flavor in the tradition unlike any other.  Oh and for all you Gator fans with a Colombian background, Camilo Villegas is currently 2 strokes over par; dude better tighten up.

Shouts out to a friend of SwaggerTooth’s and Most Oustanding Student Athlete, Mr. Brian Hoff.