Will Nirvana’s fans buy their new material? I don’t know.

Will these things be legal by February, 2010? Probably not, but soon.  (Well maybe the Cuba thing.)

How does he do that? The same way D-Go dunks.  (In his imagination.)

And here is a great performance of a greater song by John Hiatt.  I re-heard the song after buying the 3 seasons of Arrested Development on DVD.

AD uses the song in a hilarious scene in which Gob realizes he’s “made a huge mistake” about working things out with his super-hot Spanish TV star girlfriend, Marta. I couldn’t find the scene, though, so here’s one introducing him in the show.  And here’s another good one.

And this article leads me to only one conclusion: Dem David Dem should be a school teacher.

And check this one out.

I really have very little reason to put this picture up on SwaggerTooth, I just really like it. I feel like David is in there somewhere; I haven’t figured out which powerful politician he is yet.

Here is ma boi Christopher Hitchens with his two cents on the Henry Louis Gates incident. I like his phrase “constitutional castle”. (I’ve yet to pick up his book God is Not Great. Sounds like a page-turner.)

Finally my real reason for this post. I hope it’s not too late to get everyone’s opinion on this. You have until 9:00 PM Tuesday July 28th to vote. Trivia starts at 8:00, and I’m guessing the showdown will take place during Professor Jim’s grading break.  Now I’m not trying to influence the voting, but the win-loss record is clearly stated after the combatants’ names.  Exercise your right to democracy wisely. I know who I’m voting for.

Tracy, we’d like to hear a response, please.

Official Countdown to Big Frank vs. Big Bertha Showdown:
1 year, 1 month, 8 days, 22 hours, 20 minutes, 3 seconds ago

Clearly, the BrainTrust wants to see one of our own win this rematch, but to be honest David, we are quite worried.  Tracy informed everyone at Gomez vs. Graham that her victory was no fluke, and that she would be preparing for the rematch by getting back into a formal upper-body training routine.  She also actually wanted the rematch to take place 4 weeks from the initial tilt while David pushed for 8 weeks.  In other words, there’s no doubt Tracy is taking this very seriously, as evidenced by this late-night/early-morning text sent to El Meester:

“Tell David I have challenged several people to arm wrestling in Savannah [Georgia] and won… His shit’s weak”

David’s paraphrased verbal response:  Wow, so she’s serious about this huh?

Yes she is, Big Frank, and she told everyone that from the beginning.  However, it seems as if the recent trash talk coming from Graham’s camp may have woken the sleeping giant.  Rumors are flying around the internet about the possibility of a upcoming face tattoo…

Let's Get It On

I completely understand that it seems pointless to continue posting on SwaggerTooth.com. We all can see that we have hit our peak with the most hilarious video ever. But soldier on we must, and continue posting with extreme vigor. Kudos to Chicken for finding that in the archives and posting it to SwaggerToothVideo for all to see. YouTube is far better for it. Hopefully, it will go very viral, and we can sell SwaggerTooth.com to Google or something and all quit our jobs (which David is probably going to do eventually anyway).

A moment to remember the Tiananmen Sqaure massacre, which took place twenty years ago today (June 4th, 1989); I don’t remember much of it, I was five. Apparently, kids in China won’t remember much of it either, as Chinese textbooks don’t mention the “turmoil.”

This article has some interesting facts from a new book about the history of cooking. All you raw-food-movement hippies be damned!!! David might find the article interesting; he’s likes cooking, right? But will he even see the article? Hmmmm. If the readers out there in SwaggerTooth-land haven’t gotten it yet, we have to bust Dem’s balls because his website, his vision, his brainchild has fallen by the wayside. (To make room for what, you ask? I haven’t a clue.) No activity from Big Frank in over a month. Not even a comment. Muy mal.

If anyone is wondering, I’m sticking with my original pick, the Los Angeles Lakers.

Anbody seen this guy in the middle?

]]> http://swaggertooth.com/2009/06/04/donde-esta-el-hombre-habla-el-doctrine/feed/ 2 http://swaggertooth.com/2009/05/02/throwback/ http://swaggertooth.com/2009/05/02/throwback/#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 03:23:57 +0000 Thrice B. Downs http://swaggertooth.com/?p=868 Three-quarters of the BrainTrust had a great day at the beach Saturday! Big Frank only tallied 1.5 spills today, well below his previous total of 4. Francisco Grande’s St. George Island average sits at a reasonable 2.75. Todo bien!

Here’s a “sweet” article from Slate Magazine alerted me to the most awesomely-named soft drinks of all time. Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback. We are all aware that Mountain Dew has been going through some hard times lately, not having enough money for vowels and having to drop most of them from their MTN DEW cans. Hopefully this will get them back on track.

Ya’ll remember that Dole/Kemp ‘96? Yeah it’s a little fuzzy for me, too. I think I was twelve. But I do remember my J-Beezy being a Dole man. Well, Jack Kemp passed at the age of 73. Granted, he was no Jim Kelly, but he’ll be missed I guess. Buffalo Bills love for Dem David Dem!

Just caught this, but this is one of the best Curb Your Enthusiasm scenes I’ve ever seen.

“Technology and I are usually strange bedfellows, but as it is that time moves along and technologies develop, I’ve come to accept the fact that evolution and adaptation aren’t all that bad”

However, for some reason he still does not get along with mobile phone technology aka “cell phones.” So this opens up the door for the very first SwaggerTooth poll:

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Thank you for your input!

Thursday Morning One-Liners:

Did anyone catch that rainstorm on Tuesday?

It was raining hard over by 9th and Pine, but today skies were clear.

Thrice B set his personal record with three 3-pointers.

NameDavid doubled that total.

However, with his percentage in the single digits, he fell 21 to 12.

-Thribble-B-Dribble