…when i came across a truly magnificent domination dance.

(Also, note what the commentator says about being able to ‘live’ with Ochocinco now that he made that field goal, as if he needed a reason to feel better about himself).

I’m on a boat — Well, apparently the homies from SwaggerTooth have been holding out on me with this one. For anyone else out there that hasn’t seen the latest Lonely Island single with T-Pain yet, chere it is.

Pittsburgh council unanimously bans porch couches — Good thing this was never a threat to Tallahassee from 2002 through 2007. Our beloved couch house was a top spot for on-campus bojangling. [Edit: Thanks Matty Z for supplying ye ole Couch House pic -- even though you can't even see the COUCH in front!]

The Gators rejected another UM pitch for more frequent football games — This just in: Jeremy Foley is soft. I don’t care if he is the “the highest paid, most respected AD in the country.” ONION UP BIG BOY! [Editor's Note: Yeah, this coming from a FSU fan.  Shall I get started on TK?]

No NCAA Football ’10 for Nintendo Wii — Sorry Terry.

Domination dance (definition) — I love the Urban Dictionary!

Weird News:

Student suspended for passing gas on bus — Polk County school officials said there’s no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

Boy banned from wearing Obama mask in skit — The rubber likeness of the 44th president was “inappropriate and potentially offensive.”

Jimmy Things:

U.S. move to cheaper Chinese condoms threatens American jobs — Sounds like a “condom conundrum” indeed!

Pope claims condoms could make African Aids crisis worse — Pontiff’s remarks on first visit to continent outrage health agencies trying to halt spread of HIV and Aids.

Sad News:

Family wants tougher laws on ‘sexting’ — Jessica Logan’s nude cell-phone photo – meant for her boyfriend’s eyes only – was sent to hundreds of teenagers last year in at least seven Greater Cincinnati high schools.

This is very tragic, but I hate this new term “sexting” and I hope parents start to take more responsibility raising their children. In his new book, “Now or Never,” Jack Cafferty says parenting might be on the decline more than schools are:

Parents, your kids aren’t that special — Jack can’t recall a generation “ever so indulged and enabled to behave so badly” — he’s probably right too, unfortunately.

Thursday Morning One-Liners:

Did anyone catch that rainstorm on Tuesday?

It was raining hard over by 9th and Pine, but today skies were clear.

Thrice B set his personal record with three 3-pointers.

NameDavid doubled that total.

However, with his percentage in the single digits, he fell 21 to 12.

-Thribble-B-Dribble

In related news, Triple D transferred those long range skills to the 4th Quarter Saint Patrick’s Day Beer Pong Tournament. Team Swaggertooth (Thrice B. Downs and NameDavid) rode the number 1 seed all the way to the finals. Both teammates contributed mightily to the opening round and semis. However, Terry seemed to get cold after the extended wait for the final matchup. Name was there in the clutch, hitting 5 of 6 cups. The competition was no slouch, and after some sketchy business on the last shot, the game went to overtime. Name was on point again, hitting the first two of the three-cup OT. Thrice B was finally able to break his slump and sank the last cup for the CHAMPIONSHIP MOTHERF$&@ERS!!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!!

Stay tuned for scores this weekend.