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		<title>Where&#8217;s the Chicken?</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/05/05/wheres-the-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dots McGots</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;No chicken? &#8230;or are they just out of chicken?&#8221; I say, what&#8217;s the difference fatty?]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>&#8220;No chicken? &#8230;or are they just out of chicken?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I say, what&#8217;s the difference fatty?</strong></p>
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		<title>Throwback!</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/05/02/throwback/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 03:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrice B. Downs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three-quarters of the BrainTrust had a great day at the beach Saturday! Big Frank only tallied 1.5 spills today, well below his previous total of 4. Francisco Grande&#8217;s St. George Island average sits at a reasonable 2.75. Todo bien! Here&#8217;s a &#8220;sweet&#8221; article from Slate Magazine alerted me to the most awesomely-named soft drinks of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three-quarters of the <a href="http://swaggertooth.com/about/">BrainTrust</a> had a great day at the beach Saturday! Big Frank only tallied 1.5 spills today, well below his previous total of 4.  Francisco Grande&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._George_Island_(Florida)">St. George Island</a> average sits at a reasonable 2.75. Todo bien!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2216796/">Here&#8217;s </a>a &#8220;sweet&#8221; article from Slate Magazine alerted me to the most awesomely-named soft drinks of all time.  Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback.  We are all aware that Mountain Dew has been going through some hard times lately, not having enough money for vowels and having to drop most of them from their MTN DEW cans. Hopefully <a href="http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=78265&#038;p=irol-newsArticle&#038;ID=1263077&#038;highlight=">this</a> will get them back on track.</p>
<p>Ya&#8217;ll remember that Dole/Kemp &#8217;96? Yeah it&#8217;s a little fuzzy for me, too. I think I was twelve.  But I do remember my J-Beezy being a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ehMrK3itM">Dole man</a>. Well, <a href="http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/">Jack Kemp </a>passed at the age of 73.  Granted, he was no <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Kelly">Jim Kelly</a>, but he&#8217;ll be missed I guess.  Buffalo Bills love for Dem David Dem!</p>
<p>Just caught this, but this is one of the best <em>Curb Your Enthusiasm</em> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM&#038;feature=related">scenes I&#8217;ve ever seen</a>.</p>
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		<title>Uh-Oh, Bridges!</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/03/06/73/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrice B. Downs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello America, I currently  blog from the set break on the First Coast. Everything here is going quite swimmingly. UM seems to be enjoying themselves, as do all the young music aficionados present here at the Freebird Live. More on this story as it develops. Second verse, same as the first! The second set and encore [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="alignleft" style="margin: 2px 5px;" title="Umphrey's McGee performing at FreeBird Live" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_02614-300x225.jpg" alt="img_02614" width="300" height="225" /> Hello America, I currently  blog from the set break on the First Coast. Everything here is going quite swimmingly. UM seems to be enjoying themselves, as do all the young music aficionados present here at the Freebird Live. More on this story as it develops.</p>
<p>Second verse, same as the first! The second set and encore were equally, if not more, bad-ass. Off to Kickback&#8217;s, in the kitchen with cousin John. Tasha and the gorgeous Asian Angela kept the night on point. tit window</p>
<p>By Terry with a T</p>
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		<title>Ideas and credits</title>
		<link>http://swaggertooth.com/2009/03/06/ideas-and-credits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dem David Dem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am very happy about the development of this website.  Technology and I are usually strange bedfellows, but as it is that time moves along and technologies develop, I&#8217;ve come to accept the fact that evolution and adaptation aren&#8217;t all that bad.  With that being said, I&#8217;d like to thank the administrative team that made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I am very happy about the development of this website.  Technology and I are usually strange bedfellows, but as it is that time moves along and technologies develop, I&#8217;ve come to accept the fact that evolution and adaptation aren&#8217;t all that bad.  With that being said, I&#8217;d like to thank the administrative team that made this all possible.  Sean &#8220;S-dot&#8221; Sordo and Hans L. Chicken aka El Meester, your work here is greatly appreciated, and with your help and continued input, I am sure we will be in position to perform the domination dance on the world.<img class="size-full wp-image-57 aligncenter" title="domination dance on the world" src="http://swaggertooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/domination2.bmp" alt="domination2" width="372" height="307" /></p>
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