…practicing for what though exactly? I’m not sure, but it looks like fellatio

Good job Randy!

I’m on a boat — Well, apparently the homies from SwaggerTooth have been holding out on me with this one. For anyone else out there that hasn’t seen the latest Lonely Island single with T-Pain yet, chere it is.

Pittsburgh council unanimously bans porch couches — Good thing this was never a threat to Tallahassee from 2002 through 2007. Our beloved couch house was a top spot for on-campus bojangling. [Edit: Thanks Matty Z for supplying ye ole Couch House pic -- even though you can't even see the COUCH in front!]

The Gators rejected another UM pitch for more frequent football games — This just in: Jeremy Foley is soft. I don’t care if he is the “the highest paid, most respected AD in the country.” ONION UP BIG BOY! [Editor's Note: Yeah, this coming from a FSU fan.  Shall I get started on TK?]

No NCAA Football ’10 for Nintendo Wii — Sorry Terry.

Domination dance (definition) — I love the Urban Dictionary!

Weird News:

Student suspended for passing gas on bus — Polk County school officials said there’s no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

Boy banned from wearing Obama mask in skit — The rubber likeness of the 44th president was “inappropriate and potentially offensive.”

Jimmy Things:

U.S. move to cheaper Chinese condoms threatens American jobs — Sounds like a “condom conundrum” indeed!

Pope claims condoms could make African Aids crisis worse — Pontiff’s remarks on first visit to continent outrage health agencies trying to halt spread of HIV and Aids.

Sad News:

Family wants tougher laws on ‘sexting’ — Jessica Logan’s nude cell-phone photo – meant for her boyfriend’s eyes only – was sent to hundreds of teenagers last year in at least seven Greater Cincinnati high schools.

This is very tragic, but I hate this new term “sexting” and I hope parents start to take more responsibility raising their children. In his new book, “Now or Never,” Jack Cafferty says parenting might be on the decline more than schools are:

Parents, your kids aren’t that special — Jack can’t recall a generation “ever so indulged and enabled to behave so badly” — he’s probably right too, unfortunately.