I know we have at least a few Dexter fans out there in SwaggerTooth Nation. El Meester is currently wrapping up Season 3 of this series on DVD. T-mos, Luke and myself are all anxiously awaiting for the premiere of Season 4 to air on Sunday September 27th.

However, for all you internet bootleggers out there… I got word from a homie out west living it up in Burbank, CA that there was a pre-air of episode 1 available for download on dem internets! Of course I had to investigate this matter for myself over the weekend and wow…. holy hell. I don’t want to include any resemblance of a spoiler here, but let’s just say… whoa. How in the hell does he continue to do what he does??

Now I am wondering if there will be a pre-air leak for episode 2 as well. Because if there isn’t, I might have just pwned myself having to wait an entire month to see what the hell Dexter is going to do now. They definitely leave you hanging on the edge of your seat at the end of the first episode–maybe that’s all part of their diabolical plan to punish interweb pirates?

I came across these 2 articles last week but I decided to post about the ACC tournament instead. I know it’s Monday and I don’t want to start off anyone’s week on a somber note, but take a look at these two depressing acts of mankind:

Man kills a 12 foot tiger shark in the Gulf of Mexico to “save a friend.”

Man killed girlfriend in fight over beer and tried to have sex with her corpse, Fort Lauderdale police say. (glad I call this place my home)

First let’s address this tiger shark story… Initially, I was in completely onboard with diver Craig Clasen’s actions in killing the sea monster to save his friend, film maker Ryan McInnis. However, now I am wondering if he was even being “saved” at all. I know these were professional photographers down there and they were taking still-images, but seriously — look at those pictures! Really? You have time to do all that? And how in the world do you battle a shark alone for over 2 hours anyway? There is CLEARLY a boat nearby and they are clearly right below the surface…the dude is wearing a snorkel after all–not a scuba tank! So I guess he couldn’t fend off the beast and get out of the water and into the boat?? Why must you crocodile Dundee wrestle this creature to death? Again, don’t get me wrong… if I was being circled by a 12 foot Tiger shark, I would want the help of a more experienced diver to protect me — but NOT to unnecessarily murder death kill the thing for no reason.

Now onto the even more grossly disturbing article. This 41 year old moron brilliantly decided to kill his woman after she told him he couldn’t have more beer and then tell the police that he didn’t know her, followed by  “OK, all right. I did it. I killed her,” the arrest report said. Wow, that must have been a hard police interrogation to give up a confession that quick right? Then again, we are talking about someone dumb enough to actually murder their girlfriend and unsuccessfully have intercourse with her afterward because she told him that he couldn’t have any more beer.  So many things are mind-boggling (What seems to be your boggle?) and gut-wrenching about this article. I hope this dude gets the chair or decides to just killself later after what he did. In the future though ladies, it’s just not worth it to try and come between a man and his beer — just start running.