Gov. Jennifer Granholm thinks she’s hot and that Gov. Palin is bringing her down her steez.  Let me save you the Google search:  Palin is way more attractive.

Current Florida Gator basketball coach Billy Donovan to Kentucky?  No link for that, but it’s all over the message boards that current Kentucky ball coach Billy Gillespie is as good as done.  Blah.  If you do go, please do it quick.  Anthony Grant will not be available forever.

Bernie Madoff’s pain is a Queens man’s gain as Ponzi schemer’s jail number is a Lotto winner. A construction worker from Queens won $1500 by playing Madoff’s prison cell number (61727-054) in the state lottery.  Madoff is so filthy rich that even his prison ID is worth some major duckets.  Props to this Queensman for getting the jump on that.  Since tonight is the Florida Lotto drawing I think I might have to incorporate those numbers into a my winning ticket as well…. wish me luck! SwaggerTooth Millionaires coming atcha!

Because S Dot really really really wanted you guys to know this, the new Cincinnati Bengals #85 jersey is ready. [Please excuse the hate-itude here]

Chonga News:

“What is a chonga” you ask? Check this very in-depth definition from the wondeful people at Urban Dictionary. It’s fantastic.

Living in the south Florida area you tend to run into/see/hear/smell stuff like this a lot more frequently than the good ole days in Tallahassee, yahsmellme? For example, just the other day I was checking out some of the FM stations when I entered the parking garage and lost my Sirius signal–interrupting my usual Howard Stern regiment. I stumbled across Miami Dade’s very own popular Power96 and caught a piece of DJ LAZ’s morning show but before turning it off I was (un)forunate enough to catch some of KC Chopz hot new track “I Love Chongas” — please leave your comments. By the way, this kid is definitely white and lives in Weston — NOT Hialeah!

…and for no good reason at all:

Today’s Hotness: Slim Thug — I Run
Original Hotness: A Flock of Seagulls – I Ran (So Far Away)
Comment: I thought this was cool in GTA: Vice City

Today’s Hotness: Flo Rida — Right Round
Original Hotness: Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round
Comment: Why are you #1 on billboard’s hot 100?

Today’s Hotness: Rick Ross — Push It To The Limit
Original Hotness: Paul Engemann – Push it to the Limit
Comment: Ok, Scarface… I get it — port of Miami thuggin’

Today’s Hotness: Eminem – Sing for the Moment
Original Hotness: Aerosmith – Dream On
Comment: Are you responsible for this?

I suppose the new rap trend today (besides the vocoder) is sampling old school 80′s songs… and I thought it was cool to sample hip-hop classics like Kurtis Blow’s The Breaks or Grandmaster Flash’s The Message.

I guess The Times They Are a-Changin’

-S