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Dots McGots — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:01:10 +0000

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Tuesday Morning Linkage

Dem David Dem — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:29:37 +0000

Travel restrictions for family members of Cuban citizens have been lifted affecting one of our own here at SwaggerTooth (no…I know what your thinking but it’s not the brown one). Opponents of the measure taken by the Obama administration urged the President to hold-off on making the move until Cuba releases prisoners of conscience and held popular elections. Proponents, however, looked over at them and asked why they would keep trying that tired old mess.

U.N. Security council isn’t too happy about the PRK’s missile launch last week. I see. It took ya’ll a week to figure out how to say that crazy dictator man shooting big rocket BAD. Lovely.

Despite the fact that Norm Coleman is a stubborn mule and refuses to give up, it appears that Al Franken will, in fact, be the new Senator from Minnesota. Given the Land of 10,000 Lakes’ penchant for electing celebrities to office (see The Governing Body), SwaggerTooth is contemplating packing up the snowshoes and furry boots for our trip up north and El Meester’s run at any and every open public office they have. What? You want some of this?

Bo knows…Portuguese? Well, this Bo might not be fluent, but as the new first puppy, I’m sure his life will be just fine even if he doesn’t say a word. As far as naming the little guy, I think they could’ve done a lot worse than naming him after one of the greatest athletes and most knowledgeable people of our time.

The adage, “if you play with fire, you’ll get burned,” applies oh so wonderfully here, but I understand the woman. I’ve always wanted to swim with ferocious, wild, mauling machines. They have such pretty white fur.

What would a post be without a story about the struggles of the brown man?

Now, I know there are a lot of folks outraged about the Girls Gone Wild commercial interrupting their early morning worship programming, but you know it was just God testing your faith and holiness. Oh no. Can’t turn away!

Introducing… SwaggerTooth

El Meester — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:42:33 +0000

Genius... staring you in the face

Sometimes we stumble across genius. One never can tell when a timeless thought, expression, or idea is right around the corner.

OR you know David Antonio Gomez. When in the company of the fellow NameDavid, genius is staring you in the face. SwaggerTooth is, more or less, NameDavid’s carte blanche. It is a way of life. It is a name of a band. It is our debut album (What? We’re a band?). It is a contact in my cell phone. It is a doctrine to be spread. Really, nobody knows exactly what SwaggerTooth is but we’ll try to find out with this site. Or we won’t. Let’s begin.

-El Meester